Meet a line of five girls with tennis balls in their mouths
In front of a line of five girls with basketballs under their shirts.
The tennis ball girls are perfectly in sync with the basketball girls. They stay
directly in front of them at any given moment in time. In fact, it is absolutely
imperative that the basketball girls do not reveal their basketballs, under any
and all circumstances. Everything is fine with this unique and slightly freer
version of country line dancing, that is, until the whole grid of dancing girls
ends up dancing their way onto the fairway, right in the middle of the U.S.
Open. With their left thumbs still hooked into the pocket of their cowboy
jeans, they use their right hands to each pull out a baggie of invisibility
powder, rhythmically shaking it all over themselves until there is nothing left
to see except for beautifully fine residual vectors, the fine-tuned lines that they
are. With these new and beautiful vectors, as well as the golf balls in the
mouths of the five girls with golf balls in their mouths, they proceed to
intervene in the outcome of the major golf tournament. Followed by the U.S.
Open in tennis. When the grid of girls makes its way all the way to Madison
Square Garden, they start dropping babies all over that basketball court as if
the world was on fire and they needed to drop some weight so they could
mad dash their way out of there. Basketballs, I mean.