The virus, your gentleman caller, pays his vulgar respects. We’ll work from
a composite sketch. Send out a dragnet.
The thing is, those creatures can hide. Oviparous inside your ear canal they
hatch in your cochlea spiral & spiral.
How did he get inside? Jimmy, oh Jimmy, oh Jimmy Mack, why don’t you cut the
lock. Somebody’s mocking me.
He’s like yesterday’s newspaper: Sure you’d pick him up in a bathroom. But
you already know his type.
Hit the lights. Now who’s at the door? It could be anybody. Let’s call him
Jimmy now for continuity’s sake.
Jimmy’s not going to give us his specimen without we got a warrant. You’re
going to have to catch him in the act.
